The Republic of Tsuen Kwai Tsing is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by William Ling with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 878 million Tsueners enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsuen Wan. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tsuenian economy, worth 110 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 125,699 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters, companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name, Tsuen Wan Preparatory School for the Exceedingly Wealthy's basketball team is having a few off-years, and holiday gift-giving is often peppered with songs of praise to morally-questionable televangelists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsuen Kwai Tsing's national animal is the Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tsuen Kwai Tsing is ranked 17,761^st in the world and 753^rd in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 96 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.